Trust No Naked Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
He’s got a rock,
he’s screaming “friendly,”
and he’s standing way too close to your door.
Nothing good comes from that.
The Trust No Naked Tee is for everyone who has been betrayed by a guy with zero hp and a dream. It’s also for the raiders who are that guy. Wear it to remember that every freshspawn is a potential threat.
Rule number one of surviving the wipe: if he’s naked, you don’t trust him.
Why you need it
- Looks great while you wait out a roam, a raid or a Monday
- Comes in a soft, comfy fit that’s easy to wear all day
- Great gift for your duo, your clan, or the friend who still falls for “friendly”
- Instant ID for anyone who’s been backstabbed at the front gate
Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and a broken-in texture
- Double-needle stitching and seamless tubular construction for durability
- Available in sizes S–4XL and up to 62 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Jacob Spengler, sales@weartheloot.com, Osterbrooksweg 27, Schenefeld, Schleswig-Holstein, 22869, DE
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean