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Wear the
loot.

Shirts for people who've been raided at 3am. No skill required — just vibes and questionable decisions.

Basewife $28

Fresh loot

Just added to the shop. Grab it before the server wipes.

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Certified Door Camper
Certified Door Camper
CERTIFIED DOOR CAMPER™You didn’t choose the door camper life.The do...
$34.99

Community cooked

Voted up by the clan. These stick around for a reason.

01

Raid Widow

For anyone who's watched their base disappear in real time.

▲ 1.2K claimed
02

It's Just Wood, Bro

A gentle reminder that scrap has feelings too.

▲ 940 claimed
03

Never Been Betrayed

Heavy sarcasm, heavier cotton.

▲ 810 claimed
No corporate mission statement here. Just good merch.

We make shirts about the games we can't stop playing and the memes that live rent-free in our heads. Every design starts as an inside joke in a Discord call that got out of hand.

Nothing here is trying too hard to look cool. If it makes your clan laugh at 2am, it's already done its job.

Designs are printed on demand — nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to go out of style, because most of these were never in style to begin with.

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It's just an email list. No PvP.